Star Wars -vs- Star Trek

While I do prefer Star Trek over Star Wars, I still found this funny. Especially the engine room and the asteroid ones.


Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Ass In The Star Trek Universe

-In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, set on "stun."
-The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp--the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
-After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable--after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
-One word: lightsabers.
-Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
-The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
-Unlike Kirk, or Riker - Luke Skywalker isn't obsessed with sleeping with every alien woman he encounters.
-Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
-The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
-Picard pilots Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.