Anime Style quiz time
Yeah, I shamelessly stole these from a friend's livejournal.
Oh, well. :-)
I especially like that last one! :-)
Oh, well. :-)
I especially like that last one! :-)
Friday, April 30, 2004
Friday, April 23, 2004
Updating a bit late...
You ever had one of those days that was just flat out good? Well, that was Thursday. It was a day full of simple pleasures.
-It was a BEAUTIFUL day outside! Blue sky and warm.
-Work went very well. A number of us seemed to be goofier than usual. Lotsa laughs and fun.
-Used part of my lunch hour to walk to Indigo. Pleasant walk. Picked up books 2, 3, and 4 in the Love Hina series.
-The nice weather made for a great drive home. Windows down and music up. The bonus? I got to USE my car for the first time in a while. I don't mean "use" as in driving to and from work or whatever. But, "USE" as in have fun with the accelerator. :-) Oh, yeah. The radar detector was ON. ;-)
-It was a BEAUTIFUL day outside! Blue sky and warm.
-Work went very well. A number of us seemed to be goofier than usual. Lotsa laughs and fun.
-Used part of my lunch hour to walk to Indigo. Pleasant walk. Picked up books 2, 3, and 4 in the Love Hina series.
-The nice weather made for a great drive home. Windows down and music up. The bonus? I got to USE my car for the first time in a while. I don't mean "use" as in driving to and from work or whatever. But, "USE" as in have fun with the accelerator. :-) Oh, yeah. The radar detector was ON. ;-)
Monday, April 19, 2004
Hello, stranger.
I just noticed that I haven't been 'round these here parts in a while.
So, time to correct that with some laugh-generating stuff.
Tips for Bank Robbers
GO EASY ON THE DISGUISE
One robber, dressed up as a woman with very heavy make-up, ran face first into a glass door. He was the first criminal ever to be positively identified by lip-print.
TAKE RIGHT TURNS ONLY
Avoid the sad fate of the thieves in Florida who took a wrong turn into the Homestead Air Force Base, drove up to a military police guardhouse and, thinking it was a toll-booth, offered the security men money.
BE AWARE OF THE TIME
Or the chagrin of the bank robber in Cheshire, Massachusetts, who hit the bank at 4:30 PM, then tried to escape through downtown North Adams, where he was trapped in rush hour traffic until police arrived.
CONSIDER ANOTHER LINE OF WORK
Bank robbery is not for everyone. One nervous Newport, RI robber, while trying to stuff his ill-gotten gains into his shirt pocket, shot himself in the head and died instantly.
BE STRONG
Then there was the case of the hopeful criminal in Swansea, Massachusetts, who, when the teller told him she had no money, fainted. He was still unconscious when the police arrived. His getaway car, parked nearby, had the keys locked inside it.
So, time to correct that with some laugh-generating stuff.
Tips for Bank Robbers
GO EASY ON THE DISGUISE
One robber, dressed up as a woman with very heavy make-up, ran face first into a glass door. He was the first criminal ever to be positively identified by lip-print.
TAKE RIGHT TURNS ONLY
Avoid the sad fate of the thieves in Florida who took a wrong turn into the Homestead Air Force Base, drove up to a military police guardhouse and, thinking it was a toll-booth, offered the security men money.
BE AWARE OF THE TIME
Or the chagrin of the bank robber in Cheshire, Massachusetts, who hit the bank at 4:30 PM, then tried to escape through downtown North Adams, where he was trapped in rush hour traffic until police arrived.
CONSIDER ANOTHER LINE OF WORK
Bank robbery is not for everyone. One nervous Newport, RI robber, while trying to stuff his ill-gotten gains into his shirt pocket, shot himself in the head and died instantly.
BE STRONG
Then there was the case of the hopeful criminal in Swansea, Massachusetts, who, when the teller told him she had no money, fainted. He was still unconscious when the police arrived. His getaway car, parked nearby, had the keys locked inside it.
