Friday. About friggen time.
Long week. Way too long. Need sleep. Need booze. :-)
Let's see. How about some good stuff?
Decided to get an XBox yesterday. I swear... That thing was designed by Microsoft for the sole purpose of creating insomnia.
The opening movie sequence to Halo was reason enough to buy the thing. Muchly cool.
Got to hang out with The Kid a couple of times. Let me tell you a little secret about this wonderful girl.
She's an angel. Pure and total angel. :-)
Joke time!!
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three Air Force doctors and one Air Force nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation. The first doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the end." They discussed it and decided that would affect his sensitivity.
The second doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk out of the middle of it." They discussed this, and decided it would change the texture and feel of it.
The third doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the base of it." They discussed this, too, and agreed that it might give him erection problems.
The doctors heard a sniffling, and looked over at the nurse who had tears running down her cheeks. The nurse cried, "Can't we just make his legs longer?"
;-)
Time for the Friday Five!
This week's Friday Five brought to you by fridayfive.org (imagine that!)
1. Is the name you have now the same name that's on your birth certificate? If not, what's changed?
Kinda sorta. Birth certificate says I'm William, but I use the shortened version of Bill.
2. If you could change your name (first, middle and/or last), what would it be?
I wouldn't. I have no problems with it.
3. Why were you named what you were? (Is there a story behind it? Who specifically was responsible for naming you?)
Damned if I know.
4. Are there any names you really hate or love? What are they and why?
Not really.
5. Is the analysis of your name at kabalarians.com / triggur.org / astroexpert accurate? How or how isn't it?
kabalarians: The name of Bill has given you a strong desire for success and all the amenities of affluence. You pursue your undertakings on a grand scale, based on your business acumen and ability to visualize an overall plan. Your enthusiasm, aggressiveness, and salesmanship are often sufficient to bring about fulfillment of your ambitions. However, in the attempt to impress others with the scope of your success, you can over-extend your resources to the point that you have inadequate means to cover your basic expenses. There are times when you would be advised to start in a smaller way, and gradually reach your desired level of success through perseverance, patience, and attention to details. When things are going well, you have a generous, magnanimous nature, ready to offer support and assistance to others. When under stress, you can become overbearing and belittling in your attitude to others, and inclined to express sarcasm and temper. Should you become too inwardly focussed on your own world of personal relationships or material possessions, you could suffer disappointments with those close to you, unfulfilled ideals, or material losses.
For the most part, it's accurate. I just don't agree with the "when under stress, you can become overbearing and belittling in your attitude to others" bit.
triggur: Uhhh... Yeah. So bloody dumb that I'm not even going there!
astroexpert: Site down. Unable to comply.
Let's see. How about some good stuff?
Decided to get an XBox yesterday. I swear... That thing was designed by Microsoft for the sole purpose of creating insomnia.
The opening movie sequence to Halo was reason enough to buy the thing. Muchly cool.
Got to hang out with The Kid a couple of times. Let me tell you a little secret about this wonderful girl.
She's an angel. Pure and total angel. :-)
Joke time!!
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three Air Force doctors and one Air Force nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation. The first doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the end." They discussed it and decided that would affect his sensitivity.
The second doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk out of the middle of it." They discussed this, and decided it would change the texture and feel of it.
The third doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the base of it." They discussed this, too, and agreed that it might give him erection problems.
The doctors heard a sniffling, and looked over at the nurse who had tears running down her cheeks. The nurse cried, "Can't we just make his legs longer?"
;-)
Time for the Friday Five!
This week's Friday Five brought to you by fridayfive.org (imagine that!)
1. Is the name you have now the same name that's on your birth certificate? If not, what's changed?
Kinda sorta. Birth certificate says I'm William, but I use the shortened version of Bill.
2. If you could change your name (first, middle and/or last), what would it be?
I wouldn't. I have no problems with it.
3. Why were you named what you were? (Is there a story behind it? Who specifically was responsible for naming you?)
Damned if I know.
4. Are there any names you really hate or love? What are they and why?
Not really.
5. Is the analysis of your name at kabalarians.com / triggur.org / astroexpert accurate? How or how isn't it?
kabalarians: The name of Bill has given you a strong desire for success and all the amenities of affluence. You pursue your undertakings on a grand scale, based on your business acumen and ability to visualize an overall plan. Your enthusiasm, aggressiveness, and salesmanship are often sufficient to bring about fulfillment of your ambitions. However, in the attempt to impress others with the scope of your success, you can over-extend your resources to the point that you have inadequate means to cover your basic expenses. There are times when you would be advised to start in a smaller way, and gradually reach your desired level of success through perseverance, patience, and attention to details. When things are going well, you have a generous, magnanimous nature, ready to offer support and assistance to others. When under stress, you can become overbearing and belittling in your attitude to others, and inclined to express sarcasm and temper. Should you become too inwardly focussed on your own world of personal relationships or material possessions, you could suffer disappointments with those close to you, unfulfilled ideals, or material losses.
For the most part, it's accurate. I just don't agree with the "when under stress, you can become overbearing and belittling in your attitude to others" bit.
triggur: Uhhh... Yeah. So bloody dumb that I'm not even going there!
astroexpert: Site down. Unable to comply.
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