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-Can you cry under water?
-How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
-If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
-Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?
-Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
-Once you're in Heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
-Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
-What did cured ham actually have?
-How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
-Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
-If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
-If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
-Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
-Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
-How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
-Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
-If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does she call?