WHY?!?!?!?!?!

"Attention XYZ customers. The time is now XX:XX, and the store is closed. Please bring all purchases to the front tills at this time. Thank-you for shopping at XYZ, and have a good evening."

Translation: "It's closing time. We, the staff have lives. Said lives DO NOT include waiting for you as you putter around our store after it's closed. We want to live these lives. So, please... PICK YOUR SH#T UP, AND GET THE F#CK OUT!!! Thank-you."

*sigh*


Anyways... Enough about that. Time to put on some music and read.